my life is complete
#NO THEFUNNIESTPOST DOT TUMBLR DOT COM #THIS IS NOT HYSTERICAL #THIS IS HOW A MOTHERFUCKING FAN WORKS #THERE IS NOTHING HYSTERICAL ABOUT MECHANICAL ENGINEERING FUCKNUGGET
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i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
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LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT
the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired
ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG
I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this
I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks
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when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
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thecellistraisedfromperdition:
now that’s what i call fanservice
CRIYHNG
HOLY FUCK
THIS IS RECORDED BY MISHA COLLINS!!!!! AND HE IS LURKING AROUND TUMBLR I AM TELLING YOU!!!!
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